Highway Worker Gifts

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Speed Limit 235

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

'Just this of this as the 'church of the highway'.'

'Yes, I know you found them, but the Highway Department wants their cones back.'

Highway cone tepee.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Caution Working Family

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Any references?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Men working (part time).

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I found another pothole.'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

"On your mark! Get set!"