Highway Worker Gifts

Speed Limit 235

'Just this of this as the 'church of the highway'.'

'Yes, I know you found them, but the Highway Department wants their cones back.'

Highway cone tepee.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Caution Working Family

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Any references?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Men working (part time).

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I found another pothole.'

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"On your mark! Get set!"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Route 666.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.