Highway Maintenance Worker Gifts

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'Man, there's gotta be an easier way to do this. . .'

'They're a drunken lot around here!'

Summer Road Work

"I'll be right back. If you need anything just yell."

'Ironic, huh? There aren't enough good intentions anymore to keep the road paved.'

Adopt an off ramp.

Adopt a Desert

Roadie

"On your mark! Get set!"

30 MPH When Flashing

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

Thru versus Through Traffic

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"He loves his leaf blower."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Any references?"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Time Clock

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'No it's still not fixed'