Maintenance Worker Gifts

'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'Please report any drips to maintenance immediately.'

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"Desktops are off-limits. Anything on the floor is sweepers-keepers."

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'

Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, let's call maintenance, say we have a short and eat the electrician when he arrives.

'It's $50 for fixing the sink, and $300 for babysitting your husband.'

'I don't have time to explain. Just call the super and tell him the elevator's stuck.'

Out of Order (numbers out of order)

'Yep, it's just what I suspected: You've sprung a leak in the main corporate coffee supply line!'

Out of order, out of order.

"This doesn't exactly fill me with confidence, I must admit."

'Don't mind us, we're just studying technique.'

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

Out of Order (passengers in elevator are upside down).

'Now then, what seems to be the problem?'

"Here's where all the worries of the world have been seeping into your home."

'The door to my office is always open so please have it fixed.'

Hotel California

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

'I've called maintenance about your bed, Mr. Grimes...Mr. Grimes?'

'The only difference between you and me, Flanders, is that I read the homework before I ate it.'

'I hate the first day of school.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Clearing the castle's moat.

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'