Vehicle Maintenance Workers Gifts

Dirty van with www.washme.com on the back.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Deflator mouse

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Clearing the castle's moat.

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'