Vehicle Maintenance Workers T-Shirts

Dirty van with www.washme.com on the back.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Deflator mouse

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Not much money, glory, or praise

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Clearing the castle's moat.

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'No it's still not fixed'