Automobile Worker T-Shirts

'C'mon... I just want to hug you!' - 'Arrrrrgh!'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

Where's the difference?

General Motors.

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

'This may take more work than we thought.'

New Big Three bailout cars?

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

B.R. Organises Dunkirk

Taking work home.

Union Label is Edsel

"You're a lousy grocery store."

Transport Cafe

Museum: Old Detroit.

Detroit Bankruptcy