Automotive Industry Worker T-Shirts

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Volkswagen Scandal

General Motors.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

The American Nightmare.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Bailout for General Motors.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

Uber Out of Luck

Volkswagen with skull face

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'Driverless cars are coming.'