Automobile Association Worker T-Shirts

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Volkswagen Scandal

Electric car

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

The American Nightmare.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

Volkswagen with skull face

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Uber Out of Luck

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"