Automobile Worker Mugs

'C'mon... I just want to hug you!' - 'Arrrrrgh!'

UAW in Strike!

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

'That charge is for my accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

General Motors.

Crash test dummy unemployed begging.

Where's the difference?

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'This may take more work than we thought.'

"Can you deliver that to me?"

Union Label is Edsel

B.R. Organises Dunkirk

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"You're a lousy grocery store."

Transport Cafe

Taking work home.

New Big Three bailout cars?