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'This must be the place!'

Joe's Fixit Shop: Closed for repairs.

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

Washing machine maintenance

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Clearing the castle's moat.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Men working (part time).

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Time Clock

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'No it's still not fixed'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'My office is always open to you Charles, at least until maintenance repairs the door lock.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'