City Maintenance Workers T-Shirts

"Zzzzz... Zzzzzz... Cats working"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"He loves his leaf blower."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Well, that's fixed that.'

"Neversource"

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Time Clock

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I think I found the problem.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'My office is always open to you Charles, at least until maintenance repairs the door lock.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.