Urban Maintenance Worker T-Shirts

Cleaning service on skates.

Road Sweeper.

Repair Man

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"He loves his leaf blower."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Not much money, glory, or praise

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"Neversource"

Clearing the castle's moat.

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Men working (part time).

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Time Clock

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'No it's still not fixed'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I think I found the problem.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'