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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

The Milky Way (Detail)

Lazy plumber.

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Larry does all his own stunts."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Urban lunch

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

Desk of an urban farm manager

City & Western.

Accountants can be fun!

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."