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Don't Disturb The Historic Setting

Welcome to our city - a great place to live, work and be outplaced.

Fingerprint Rationing

I Scream

Google

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Desk of an urban farm manager

Small Town USA.

"The new city manager wants to be 'hands on,' meet people and revitalize downtown."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'The buildings are merging.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"