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Audit of Losses

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

New York Netherworld

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

Subway Thrillers

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

A series of Exit signs.

urban agriculture

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."