Controller Captain T-Shirts

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Police Marksman Game

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Rage.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Homo Gamus

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lifesaver!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Internet Cafe.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'