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'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

The Royal Wii.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"Cool game!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"When is it my turn?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

Remote control bridge in bath.

What is the first thing you do straight after England has just won the World Cup?