Console Master T-Shirts

'Here's where Wii lets you choose traditional baseball, or you can select the 'Virtual Steroids' option and hit a ton more home runs.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Internet Cafe.

The Royal Wii.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

The Art of Bantering!

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Cool game!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Flowcharts.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'I must say, I do like your resume.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

He's just the pizza guy, but he's very well prepared!