Console Master Gifts

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Internet Cafe.

The Art of Bantering!

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Cool game!"

Flowcharts.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'I must say, I do like your resume.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

Consoles.

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'Don't worry. I can still reach back for that 98 mile-per-hour fast ball.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'