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Fun and games with wires.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Subwoofer

Internet Cafe.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Cool game!"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Gamers

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.