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I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

"X-Box support? Yeah, yeah...happy holidays to you too! Listen...I have this slight malfunction..."

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Gamers

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Marco ..."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Playing Horseshoes

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Football Accident.