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"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."

'First Gold, then Frankinsence...That had better be an XBOX 360...'

'Your kinect is broken.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I think we should call it 'The Poo.'"

'It's the latest must-have accessory pack.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Guys, I know my PlayStation is in there!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Man frozen in portrait pose.

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

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Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Eugene O'Neill.

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

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Eugene O'Neill

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

Laptop/mousetrap.

Do you know what the interest on you adjustable-rate mortgage is?