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"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'I'm organic.'

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

Gamers

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

I was expecting something a little more advanced

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

"Are you binge watching again?"

Box Tamer.

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Something above the common

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

"I think we should call it 'The Poo.'"

'Your kinect is broken.'

Fun and games with wires.