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Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

You played Xbox 360 with Darlene. That's your confession? I'm a loser. Do you didn't cheat on Laurel. You just played a video game. Are you nuts? Maybe if it had been the Nintendo Gamecube, or the original Playstation. But the 360? HOJ. Have you seen the graphics on the 360?! You need inpatient care.

Rudy, I've always been a standing up citizen. Upstanding. What's with the suit? And I always pay my hot chocolate bills on time. And I brought him. Huh? I need to borrow $600 to buy a new Playstation. I brought him for lateral. You mean collateral. You can keep him 'til 2022 when I pay you back. Waaaa! Game consoles have gotten exorbitant.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

Playing an air GAMEBOY.

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Computerised hoop rolling.

Santa selling a blackmarket Playstation 2

Fun and games with wires.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"When I was your age, I went OUT to play."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

"Nuts to you, too."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

So close... Yet so far.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"