Column Collector T-Shirts

Three types of columns, Doric, Ionic, and Sophomoric.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Do you come here often?'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

So close... Yet so far.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I wonder what this was for."

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.