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'I didn't know you could get electronic pipes too! Whatever next!'

"What are you thinking about?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Do you come here often?'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

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"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"I wonder what this was for."

Proceedings of the club

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.