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"Oh yes, they're quite an intelligent breed."

Designated smoking area of the gods

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Harold Wilson

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Moses takes a rest.

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."

"Pipe Dream"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'Do you come here often?'

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"