Pipe Collector Mugs

"Oh yes, they're quite an intelligent breed."

Designated smoking area of the gods

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Ernie became a plumber only because an old girlfriend told him he'd look sophisticated with a pipe.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Harold Wilson

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

Moses takes a rest.

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."

"Pipe Dream"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Six jazz instruments.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

OMG UR HOT

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Do you come here often?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.