Pickup Line Collector Mugs

'Of course it's been proven that warthogs are the sexiest creatures in the animal kingdom... I mean, I don't have the study with me, but, you know, look at me.'

'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'

Would you like to go out on a date? - 'No.' - 'Oh... are you already seeing someone?' - 'No.' - 'I don't get it...' -

'Do you come here often?'

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your apartment? You might be...your face certainly looks familiar.

'Hiya, spaceman.'

Bad Pickup Lines #178

'Don't complain. I've been trying to meet a mindless robot.'

'Sorry, I don't date men with necks bigger than my waistline.'

'Hi -- my name is Dave...', 'Whoa! -- this is moving WAY too fast for me!'

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

"How about coming back to my place and I'll show you my body art?"

"Sorry dearie - try Sharon over there, she likes a bit of rough."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

'There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the basement!' 'Indigestion!'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"May I check you out for dinner?"

"They say once you've had a third of a guy, you can't go back."

"Deep down I'm really shallow."

'You had me at hell.'

"Well, I struck out that time. She says she doesn't drink."

'I wouldn't warm to you if we were cremated together.'

"Would you like to grab a water sometime?"

"Your magazine smells fabulous. May I kiss you?"

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"All you’s gots to do is rub my lamp, baby."

"Hello. At the risk of being forward, I'm Jim."

'A penny for your thoughts. Fifty bucks for your panties.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Funny, you don't look Jurassic.'

'Doing anything the night you get out?'

"Wanna make out?": What would later be known as Bob's remarkable near-death experience.

'But will you still respect me in the morning?'

That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breathe!

'What do you think about continuing this conversation in my room? - You're the first man who wants to know what I think!'