Pickup Line Appreciator Mugs

"I'm not looking for Mr. Right. I'm looking for Mr. Right Now."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"There's something different about you."

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

He's Tasty!

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'Hiya, spaceman.'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.