Column Collector Prints

Three types of columns, Doric, Ionic, and Sophomoric.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

OMG UR HOT

'Do you come here often?'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I wonder what this was for."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

As you like it - One way of catching fish