Console Technician Pillows

Fun and games with wires.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Subwoofer

Internet Cafe.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

Gamers

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"Cool game!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'