Console Queen Pillows

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Internet Cafe.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Cool game!"

Gamers

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

Fun and games with wires.

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"