Console Conquering Couple Pillows

Although it would take a lot of hard work and years of therapy, hardcore gaming couple Jim and Anita would eventually get past Jim's infidelity,

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Toothbrush Romance

"You may now kiss the bride."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

The Royal Wii.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Gamers

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'