Console Conquering Couple Mugs

Although it would take a lot of hard work and years of therapy, hardcore gaming couple Jim and Anita would eventually get past Jim's infidelity,

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"You may now kiss the bride."

Toothbrush Romance

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Gamers

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."