Console Lover Mugs

Happiness is a warm Xbox Series X.

'Whoa!...These graphics are killer!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

The Royal Wii.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

Gamers

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

'Baking is my video gaming.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.