Console Controller Pillows

"Baldo, I think we need to spend more time together. Let's go fishing."

Rage.

Homo Gamus

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Caw blimey!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Hair Traffic control.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Internet Cafe.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Family Home.

Nanny with children on leash

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Gamers

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."