Console Captain Mugs

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Well, I told you those video games were getting too realistic, Frank, but you just wouldn't listen!"

"I'm not just playing video games--I'm contributing to the zeitgeist of the times."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Cool game!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"When is it my turn?"

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

Remote control bridge in bath.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Sale.

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"Enough about your Xbox already!"