Console King Mugs

"Anything I can get you son? Tea, Coffee....vitamin D?"

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'I know you're afraid I'm not reaching my potential.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"I swear he's just dating me for my son's video games."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

My brother likes computer games very much.

'I told my mom we're going to take part in war games and she sent my old game controllers.'

A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.

'Straighten up young man or we will send you out of your room.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Internet Cafe.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Cool game!"

Gamers

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"There's the remote!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"