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"The election was over months ago, Mr. Duffy - It's too LATE to change your vote."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'T.M.I.F.'

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Morning, all!"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Organization is not rocket science!

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Late/Too Late.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Shake it all about sign on desk

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

Inout baskets.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'