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'If I paid my sewer bill, how long would it take to get my water back on?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Not much money, glory, or praise

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Fries and kids

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Self-Checkout.

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Piggy Bank ATM

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Economic Prosperity

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."