Bank Cashier T-Shirts

'Mrs. Ferguson hasn't been overdrawn for over a month - I hope she's okay?'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Fries and kids

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Self-Checkout.

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Piggy Bank ATM

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

Do not feed the clerks.

Fake Counterfeit Money

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"