Cashiers T-Shirts

"Yo! Check it out"

"You know, you have lousy handwriting."

"Personally, I think it should read 'next misery guts'."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'I'm afraid we worked it to death, sir.'

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

"Do you sell 'food'?"

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Sweep the board.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Not much money, glory, or praise

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Fries and kids

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

Self-Checkout.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Piggy Bank ATM