Supermarket Cashier T-Shirts

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

But is it organic?

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Not much money, glory, or praise

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Fries and kids

Price may vary with weather.

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

Low Hanging Fruit

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Attack of the 'health' foods

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Self-Checkout.

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'