City Clerk Gifts

"The election was over months ago, Mr. Duffy - It's too LATE to change your vote."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

37 years in the same position.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Morning, all!"

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Inout baskets.

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Late/Too Late.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'