City Maintenance Gifts

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

The Milky Way (Detail)

SF NO

Lazy plumber.

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Larry does all his own stunts."

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Urban lunch

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

Desk of an urban farm manager

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Accountants can be fun!

City & Western.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."