Urban Maintenance Gifts

A Sweeping Reform.

Cleaning service on skates.

'We like to think of ourselves as Last Responders.'

Repair Man

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"Must get a longer cable."

Lazy plumber.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Eric Adams Caricature

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.