Urban Maintenance Gifts

A Sweeping Reform.

Cleaning service on skates.

'We like to think of ourselves as Last Responders.'

Repair Man

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Must get a longer cable."

Lazy plumber.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Eric Adams Caricature

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Mower Repair