Street Maintenance Gifts

A road painter is resting on the side of the road. Rather than painting white lines on a black road he has been painting black on a white road, leaving some white bits.

Council worker sweeping under car.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Men working (part time).

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Cleaning up space junk.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Mower Repair

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Trading Places.

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Self Serve Road Repair.