Street Maintenance Prints

A road painter is resting on the side of the road. Rather than painting white lines on a black road he has been painting black on a white road, leaving some white bits.

Council worker sweeping under car.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Men working (part time).

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cleaning up space junk.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Trading Places.

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Mower Repair