Street Clearer Gifts

'Shovel your street?'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Dog Crossing

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Unrest Area.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Cleaning up space junk.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Leaving New York

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

Cleaning up after a statue.

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

The Leaf Blower and the Toupees

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Ramp Car.

Council worker sweeping under car.

In the exercise district. Walk. Jog in place.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'